Britain is becoming a nation of posers!

• Tom Cruise, the biggest poser in the world, lives in Britain.
• The most successful British film of all time, The Full Monty, is about a load of posers.
• You can't possibly walk down the street without seeing at least one poser.
• In fact I once saw on average one poser every 24 seconds. And that was only the ones I knew about.
• Given a male there is a 95% chance that they wear boxer shorts.
• Out of 12 males in Cotswold 1 (Sept 1997-June 1998) only 2 are not posers.
• I have been told by Sarah Kent, one of my female Christian friends who lived in an all-female house from September 1997 until June 1998, that once they went into an all-male house of 13 and got a pair of boxer shorts from each room. That is, a pair of BOXER SHORTS, NOT Y-fronts, briefs, slips, trunks or any other type of pants that might exist, from each room, so they were ALL posers!
• I have met over a hundred really big posers
• There are 3 more I know about:
  • Zoë Ball, previously from the Radio 1 Breakfast Show DJs, bleaches her hair and likes poser cars!
  • One of the DJs in the Lizard Lounge, Southampton, puts something in his hair!
  • In the 2000 Roehampton Institute prospectus, the Students Union page had a photo of someone DJing with something in his hair!

• Wears boxer shorts,
• Puts gel, hairspray, mousse, wax or something similar (except females), or bleach or dye whose colour is not the natural hair colour, on their hair,
• Wears a leather jacket or
• Likes poser cars