The official poser scale

As used by the Trisha Show

Action	Exceptions	Weighting
DJing		4.0
Driving a real car with your arm out of the window and the stereo blaring		2.0
Wearing a Wonderbra (not males)		1.5
Wearing boxer shorts		1.0
Putting gel, wax, etc. on your hair (not females)		1.0
Dyeing or bleaching your hair		1.0
Wearing a leather jacket or leather trousers		1.0
Liking poser cars		1.0
Surfing, wakeboarding or snowboarding		1.0
Riding the waves while surfing or wakeboarding		1.0
Undoing 3 buttons to show a medallion or getting your chest out	Water-related purposes Changing clothes	0.5
Wearing a baseball cap back-to-front		0.5
Doing wheelies on your bike		0.5
Wrestling		0.5
Steering a real car with your knees		0.5
Riding a bike without any hands		0.5
Throwing sweets, peanuts, etc. in the air and catching them in your mouth		0.5
Dancing on stage		0.5 per level of stage
Doing freestyle manoeuvres		0.2
Carrying 4 items at a time (stacks count as single items)	Shopping bags Money Cutlery Cups	0.2
Flicking beer mats and catching them		0.2
Doing things with your foot	Professional sports	0.1
Throwing things through your legs		0.1
Doing things behind your back		0.1
Wearing sunglasses indoors or when it's not sunny	<10 minutes	0.1
Wearing sunglasses on your forehead	<10 minutes	0.1
Rollerskating, rollerblading or skateboarding		0.1
Skating backwards (roller or ice)		0.1
Having a fake sun tan		0.1
Walking in a posey way		0.1
Cracking eggs single-handed		0.1

The most stages I have seen is six. Assuming no venues have any more (although there are vicious rumours that Media in Nottingham has 11), the maximum is 21.1 for both males and females. 29 people actually score the maximum 21.1 - myself included! Two of them were IT2000 tutors!!! And four more are training to be managers and have already been given management responsibilities!!!!! And what is worse, three more went to public school!!!!!!!!!!

General Exceptions

Unwillingly doing something on this list, e.g. your boss telling you to carry 4 plates at a time when you're a waitress (Theo Hannenis), being told you must use your foot to press a button rather than your hand (Tesco Deli staff - why is the button unclean?), having to press the button to flush the toilet with your foot (IBMers in the Java Technology Centre in Hursley)
Being forced due to circumstances to do something on this list, e.g. wearing prescription sunglasses to read a menu when you've left your normal glasses in the car (my dad, who by definition is not a poser)